In attempts to make his way off the naughty list for the year, Gubby stole santa's hat and set out to deliver gifts all around the world! Unfortunately for him, the naughty list was finalized 2 weeks in advance due to logistical reasons.
Presents will spawn …
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The TURKEY Update!
TONIGHT, WE EAT GUBBY
In celebration of Thanksgiving here at the IRS, we thought of no better way to both stay productive AND to continue to torment Gubby at the same time than to substitute Gubby for the Thanksgiving Turkey.
Cook him in the oven. Cook him on the stove. It's all …
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THE ARCTICE UPDATE
brrrrrr
Following his impromptu scuba diving adventure after having his ship sunk, Gubby got caught in an undercurrent sending him to the arctic circle. Luckily for him... he just parries the cold.
Luckily for US... his location is only 5 miles away from an IRS rese…
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The Shipwrecked Update!
blub blub
After a massive score on Sunset Island finding millions of dollars in buried treasure, Gubby set sail back to his house to put all his new money under his couch cushions.
Unfortunately for him... his route back home was filled with underwater mines and his s…
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THE PIRATE UPDATE
yarrrrr
Following his haunted mansion being shutdown (turns out, locking people in the basement and saying "no refunds" is an OSHA violation), Gubby then needed a new way to make money. He stumbled across a homeless guy who sold him what looked to be a worn treasure …
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The SPOOKY Update
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After forcibly having his taxes paid in the Taxes Update, Gubby is low on funds and in his entrepreneurial spirit, devised a new scheme to make money.
He started a haunted house where he charges $50 per entry. The fire department told him the limit was 10 pe…
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The EMPLOYMENT Update
OooOoOoOoooOoOoOoooOOooo
Gubby will face his greatest fear. The IRS has brought against him their greatest weapon. A j*b application. Run as you might Gubby, there is no where that the j*b application won't catch you.
This update is not for the feint of heart. Play at your own risk.…
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The TAX Update
Time to pay up Gubby!
The sheer extent of what Gubby owes the IRS has finally been calculated. Turns out, it's worse than we thought. He hasn't been paying taxes since at least 1975.
You will now be able to pay off Gubby's taxes year after year from what you've collected from pum…
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THE MEDIEVAL UPDATE
Huzzah!
Gubby has purchased a castle in the hills of Scotland! He's either securing an amazing vacation spot, or he's trying to overthrow the local government. That's someone else's problem though. All we know is he DID NOT PAY TAXES on his travel sized mouthwash bot…
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ROCKET TIME
kaBLOOEY
Gubby has been practicing his rocket jumping! He bought himself a rocket launcher... but we swapped it with a confetti cannon and took his actual rocket launcher for ourselves. It's a tax writeoff.
And to celebrate 100,000 members of the IRS, we duct taped a…
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THE CONSTRUCTION UPDATE
his criminal empire grows
Gubby's evil plans have been revealed. He's has purchased the entirety of New York City and is in the process of rebuilding it in his image! His motivates are unknown, but we haven't seen a SINGLE DOLLAR in taxes paid from all this. Criminal!
This weekend's …
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NEW MAPS!
gubby bought real estate
Gubby's nefarious plans have been revealed. He's been buying large swaths of real estate. Clearly a clever plan to smite us by not paying property tax.
But that will not stop the IRS. Our insatiable appetite for remediated taxes will not be subverted. He ca…
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SNACKS!.. wait what
Gubby ordered takeout...?
Gubby finally revealed what he had up his sleeve. Apparently... he was ordering takeout. And he most CERTAINLY didn't pay the sales tax either. Criminal!
Thankfully we bribed his driver to add some less than healthy things to his diet...
Tune in this saturd…
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THE MINIGUN ARRIVES
Turn him to swiss cheese
To help with the ongoing extraction efforts from the IRS to collect Gubby's debts... the military has send over several high RPM miniguns to break his bank.
The Minigun, new badges, and more, coming to a Gubby's House near you!
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NEW FLAMETHROWER
Burn him into toast
Gubby still owes a LOT in taxes. The IRS has approved flamethrowers for extracting his money.
Douse Gubby in flames. One of the few ways in the game to light him on fire! He should have paid his taxes.