💪Mega Noob Simulator💪
Become the biggest noob! Smash bacon hairs to gain muscle and strength to grow in size and become thick! Buy upgrades to deal more damage to defeat Boss Bacon and his goons! Fight other noobs in the PVP arena to see who's the strongest noob!
Developed by: thunder1222
Scripted by: Uncle_Davey
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Where beginners should start
Guide- 01 Getting started — the basic loop Smashing bacon hairs and spending the rewards on upgrades is everything you need to do in the early game.
- 02 Working through the boss ladder Check these before each boss attempt so you don't waste a run.
- 03 Winning in the PVP arena Picking the right opponent matters as much as your stats.
- 04 Evolving and rebirthing Evolving and rebirthing are the two big milestones that mark long-term progress.
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