Beat Obbies For Noobs — The core loop
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OverviewBeat Obbies For Noobs is a timer-based obstacle course game where you race to reach a character called a noob before the clock hits zero. Each run is short, a new obby appears every three minutes, and the more noobs you collect the harder the challenges get. This guide covers the core loop, how to unlock harder stages, and how to chase every badge.
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The core loop
Step
When you join, a timer appears on screen straight away. Your only job is to find the noob somewhere in the stage and get to it before time runs out. Touching the noob clears the stage and adds one to your collection count. If the timer hits zero the stage ends without a clear, but a fresh obby shows up every three minutes so you can try again immediately.
- Check the timer know how much time you have before you take a single step.
- Scan the stage look around the whole area to spot where the noob is before committing to a route.
- Reach the noob complete the obstacle course and touch the noob to finish the stage.
- Wait or retry if you run out of time, a new stage arrives within three minutes.
Tutorial and first badge
CheckThe very first thing the game asks you to do is complete a tutorial stage. Clearing it earns you the First Noob badge and puts one noob on your collection counter, which matters because every badge and unlock after this is tied to that number.
- Complete the tutorial stage to earn the First Noob badge.
- Confirm your noob count went up by one after finishing it.
Collection milestones and what they unlock
Table
Each milestone below earns a badge the moment you hit the count. The unlock column shows what changes about the game at that number.
| Noobs collected | Badge earned | What it unlocks |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | First Noob | Nothing extra, but starts your counter |
| 5 | 5 Noobs | No extra unlock, milestone badge only |
| 10 | 10 Noobs | Hard Obbies added to the stage rotation |
| 25 | 25 Noobs | No extra unlock, milestone badge only |
| All | All Noobs | Proof you have collected every obtainable noob |
The rare phone stage
WarnClearing it earns the Got The Phone badge. Because the stage is random you cannot force it to show up, but when it does appear you have the same timer window to complete it as any other obby.
Glossary
Glossary- Noob
- The goal character placed somewhere in each stage; touching it completes the stage and adds to your collection count.
- Obby
- An obstacle course made of jumps, ladders and platforms that you navigate to reach the noob.
- Timer
- The countdown shown at the start of each stage; if it hits zero before you reach the noob, the stage ends without a clear.
- Hard Obbies
- A tougher set of obstacle courses added to the rotation once you have collected ten noobs.
Common questions
FAQWhat happens when the timer runs out?
That stage ends and you do not get credit for clearing it. A new obby appears every three minutes, so you will have another chance very soon.
What does collecting ten noobs do?
Collecting ten noobs unlocks Hard Obbies and earns you the 10 Noobs badge.
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