an annoyingly long monorail game Guide: Getting started on the track
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OverviewAn Annoyingly Long Monorail Game puts you on a monorail and asks you to ride it all the way to the end of a very long track. Along the way you'll hit speed traps, hidden areas, track switches, and the occasional developer hanging around. This guide covers everything you need to reach the finish line and pick up all 19 badges.
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Getting started on the track
Step
Joining the game earns you the Welcome! badge instantly, so you're already on the board before you do anything. Your only real job is to ride the monorail from the start of the track to the very end. The developers describe the finish as taking 'many, many hours', so settle in.
- Join the game the Welcome! badge arrives the moment you load in, no action needed.
- Watch for the halfway point reaching it earns the This.. isn't the end? badge.
- Ride to the finish completing the full journey earns The end.
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Track features worth knowing
Tips
The track is not a straight line from A to B. Different sections behave differently, and some of them are tied directly to badges.
- Track switches let you move to a different line — doing so once earns the A Little Detour badge.
- Flip tracks turn the track upside down — riding one earns Do a Barrel Roll!
- The traffic track is a congested section you have to push through; clearing it earns the Rush Hour badge.
- If you somehow start moving backwards and can't stop, that earns Barrelling Backwards.
- Buying something from Dan's Wares earns Money Well Spent..?
Speed badges and why they conflict
Warn
Two badges are tied to your speed, but they pull in completely different directions.
Hidden areas on the track
Check
Both hidden areas are findable on a normal run if you're paying attention.
- Cat Cave finding it earns the Cat Cave badge.
- The brake van described as a 'room bunker thingy'; reaching it earns the brake van badge.
Finding the developers
Tips
Three members of the dev crew are somewhere in the game world. The game itself says to feel free to say hi if you spot any of them. Each encounter gives you a unique badge.
- Meeting Taro earns this... is a bus.
- Meeting Dexter earns block man real.
- Meeting Mystic earns CONE FRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Multiplayer badges
TableThese two badges are two sides of the same incident — one player causes it, the other receives it.
| Vehicular Manslaughter | run over another player. |
| The Victim | get run over by another player. |
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Glossary
Glossary- Flip track
- A section of track that runs upside down, tied to the Do a Barrel Roll! badge.
- Mach 3
- A speed threshold set at 3,675 studs per second in this game, required for the Mach 3 badge.
- Traffic track
- A congested section of the route that you must get through to earn the Rush Hour badge.
- Brake van
- A hidden room-like area off the main track, rewarded with the brake van badge when found.
- Dan's Wares
- A shop where you can buy something to earn the Money Well Spent..? badge.
Common questions
FAQHow long does it take to reach the end?
The developers describe the finish as something you reach after 'many, many hours', so it's a genuinely long commitment.
Can I get every badge in one run?
Not quite — Mach 3 and You passed the Vibe Check! require opposite speed behaviour, so at minimum you need two runs to collect both.
Do I need other players for any badges?
Yes — Vehicular Manslaughter requires you to run someone over, and The Victim requires being run over yourself.
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