Don't Poop Yourself at School — Before you start
About
OverviewDon't Poop Yourself at School! is a story-driven obby where you have to reach the bathroom before disaster strikes — all while dodging your teacher through the school corridors. This guide covers the basics, how to handle the teachers and obstacles, how to find all three endings, and what to expect from the harder modes.
What is on this page
Contents
Before you start
CheckThis game has over 250 voice lines and multiple cutscenes. If you play on mute you will miss most of what is happening. Get a pair of headphones or turn your speakers up before you hit play.
- Sound on the game's story and comedy land through its voice acting, so silent play misses the point.
- Watch the cutscenes they drive the story.
Getting through the school
Step
You begin in the classroom and need to get to the bathroom. The path runs through corridors patrolled by teachers. If you poop yourself, you lose all progress.
- Leave the classroom watch the teacher's position and move when their back is turned or they have stepped away.
- Use cover when a teacher spots you duck behind objects and wait for them to move on before continuing.
Reading the teachers
Tips
Three characters roam the school. Running the same section a few times reveals where they go and when.
- There is a teacher in the halls, a gym teacher, and a lunch lady, so expect different patrol zones in different parts of the school.
- Farting near other characters has consequences — the game specifically warns that farting is a dangerous game.
The three endings
Summary
The story branches based on what you do during the game. One playthrough gives you one ending, and the outcomes range from bad to good to something even better.
- Bad Ending the badge is called DIS-GUS-TING.
- Good Ending a ceremony in your honour; the badge is called And the Winner is...
- True Ending described as record-breaking profits and happy little creatures; the badge is called A Hero to Us All.
Hard Mode and First Person Mode
Warn
A recent update added both Hard Mode and a First Person Mode.
Hidden collectibles and extra badges
Tips
Beyond the main story, several badges reward exploration and unusual actions.
- Hidden Pumpkin badge — requires finding all the hidden pumpkins placed around the map.
- Spill Sesh badge — you earn this by going to therapy inside the game.
- The Forbidden Dance badge — something happens that the developers themselves apologise for; watch every cutscene so you do not miss the trigger.
- The ??? badge has a description of only question marks.
Glossary
Glossary- Obby
- Short for obstacle course — a Roblox game genre built around jumping, climbing and parkour.
- Hard Mode
- A higher-difficulty version of the game added in a recent update.
- First Person Mode
- An optional camera setting added in a recent update that narrows your view.
- Voice line
- A piece of recorded in-game dialogue; the game contains over 250 of them.
- Ending branch
- A point in the story where your choices lead to a different conclusion; this game has three separate endings.
Common questions
FAQWhat happens if I poop myself?
You lose all your progress. It is not just a respawn; everything resets.
I keep getting caught by the teacher. What should I do?
Run the same section a couple more times and watch where the teacher walks. Once you know the patrol pattern, wait for the right gap and move then.
How do I reach the True Ending instead of just the Good Ending?
The True Ending, called A Hero to Us All, is a separate branch from the Good Ending. You will need a playthrough where you make different choices from the ones that led you to the Good Ending.
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